Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Alex needs more than just a rat trap for this vermin. (Clearly.)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Alex looks like he's peeing. (I'm not making that one up. And I totally don't.)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Alex says... Hi, I'm Alex. (...)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Alex wants people to be pregnant after their set and Jack has enough semen for everyone. (I what.)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Darth Alex does Galactic Domination. (Well I'd hope so.)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Alex hates me. (You know what you did.)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Alex asks for your support. (It'd be really appreciated.)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Alex goes to Thailand. (At least the food is good.)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Alex likes to dance to The Devil Wears Prada. (FILTHY LIES.)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Alex eats a spoonful of cinnamon. (Well that's nice.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Alex wears short shorts. (^_ l)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Alex was arrested for allegedly embezzling two hundred and seventy-three thousand dollars from the post office. (Allegedly.)
Well, I've been practicing my mouse art, so maybe I'll have something to put up here soon. Maybe. Probably not. I'm lazy.
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